dandelionasphyxiation:

thelazystrippers:

thorinsexenshield:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Wow.

0.o

Beauty.

(via kittenavalentine)

lefriend:

lefriend:

Yahoo wants to pay 1.1 billion dollars for tumblr. There are 50 million blogs on tumblr.
1,100,000,000/50,000,000
Each blog costs about 2.2 dollars on average. I feel insulted.

Sorry, I lied. Over 108,000,000 blogs. We aren’t even worth a dollar.